Shakespeare Plays as John Mulaney Quotes
Romeo and Juliet: “You remember being 12. When, you’re like nobody look at me or I’ll kill myself.”
Macbeth: “Shut up! You’re all gonna die.”
Hamlet: “I am so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet.”
Taming of the Shrew: “My wife is a bitch, and I like her so much.”
Othello: “I would always think, how could another person kill someone? How could a human being kill another human being? And then I got cheated on and I was like, oh okay.
12th Night: “I’m new in town and it gets worse.”
King Lear: “It’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital. I think eventually it’s gonna be okay, but I have no idea what’s gonna happen next.”
